Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 7, 2014
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A habit done primarily to increase one's luck. It involves pooping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood).
I have never farted in class---poop on wood.
by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017
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