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generally derogatorty term. can be substituted for twat, asshole, wanker, knobcheese etc. ussually associated with chris wheal
chris is a pooneck
pooneck by chris wheal April 23, 2004
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Poolneck 

Another racial slur, similar to "Nigger".
Shutup sand poolneck!
Poolneck by PeralisD00D March 10, 2011
A high, snug fitting cylindrical collar on a skivvy ( long sleeve T-shirt ) or sweater.

Worn by women, action heroes and nerds.
1. For the winter fashion show, some models wore poloneck sweaters.

2. The day turned cold, so she pulled on a poloneck.

3. Wincing when she saw the hickey on her neck in the mirror, she thought, " Looks like I'll be needing a poloneck today. "
poloneck by Ceea June 20, 2009

poonbeck 

Poonbeck is the word used to describe a severe 'drought' or absence of sexual activity.
Casey - can i tell you something??

Ben - yes of course.

Casey - I've got some serious poonbeck at the moment.

Ben - this must be a difficult time for you.
poonbeck by BenJaminnn May 3, 2008

poondeck 

a deck used to yell at the opposite sex, drink, and a place to be rude and lude.
Wow that's a nice poondeck!
How did he get stephanie's number? He was on the poondeck? Oh, that explains it.
poondeck by Kevin Foy September 14, 2007

Phonecklace

A chain, rope or string to which one attaches their phone and wears around the neck so as not to lose it in a drunken stupor.
Make sure you have your phonecklace so you don't lose your phone again!
Phonecklace by Jager-Bomber March 2, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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