Poo Jacket 

An unsightly brown leather jacket which though intended to look dangerous and rockstarrish or perhaps sophisticated and suave serves only to give off the illusion that it's wearer has become encrusted with shit.

Poo Jacket wearer: "Oh fuck yeah, I'm lookin so dangerous in this sweet as leather jacket"
Girl: "ooooooooooh it's a poo jacket"

Example#2 *it rains and poo jacket melts off*
Poo Jacket wearer: "oh fuck, time to go into the gents to replenish this thing"

Poo Jacket by pyonmeister March 17, 2011

Columbus Poo Jacket

Derived from the word Cleveland Steamer, in which one administers a Cleveland Steamer so great, that there is enough feces to form a "jacket" of sorts on the other person involved.

Did you here that Steve got a Columbus Poo Jacket last night from three chicks, who happened to have a laxative fetish?

Dude, did you know Bob's Mom is into Columbus Poo Jackets and I don't mean the hockey team!

Columbus Poo Jacket by Butt Metal May 9, 2009

Poo-knuckle Hole-jacker 

A long piece of soft cloth (about 3ft or 100cm) with four or five knots tied at even intervals along it. .... is placed between the legs and the ends held in each hand, one in front and one behind, as if being straddled (usually with your clothes still on).
To use: The rear hand is lowered as the front hand is lifted and vice versa. Repeat this action; causing the Pooknuckle Holejacker to move between your legs, while the knots are bumping you.

This may or may not be a good thing.

Therefore, this word may be used to describe a bumpy ride, a rough person or a really horny person.

Person 1: Hey - have you seen my Poo-knuckle Hole-jacker
Person 2: Yeah, you left it on the bathroom floor.
Person 1: Oh, thanks .. .. .. .. You didn't use it did you?
Person 2: No way! I have my own Pooknuckle Holejacker.

or:
OMG that road was so bumpy! I wont be needing my Pooknuckle Holejacker tonight!

or:
That guy is a roughbastard, what a Pooknuckle Holejacker!

or:
My boyfriend is so horny! He's like a Pooknuckle Holejacker on steriods. Yay!

Poo-knuckle Hole-jacker by ozelement October 18, 2010

poojacked 

When you have to cut a run short to hurry back home and go number two. Or if you have to cut a run short because you pooped in your pants.

My run was poojacked at mile 3. Had to turn around and almost most didn't make it.

poojacked by Abrocka February 15, 2021