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Pond life is a term mainly used by London blokes to decribe scum. Pond life could be a family shacked up in a cold smelly flat with the mum bed ridden, the man out of work and spending his benefits on cheap value beer and cannabis whilst 7 kids run around aimlessly smashing windows and swearing. They will probably have a pit bull for a dog who never gets walked and has actually experianced the effects of heroin. They will undergo there 'weekly' shop very rarely and will gather as less goods to merely survive.
Dave: You alrite steve,
Steve: Yeh mate just see fucking whats name.
Dave: Who?
Steve: Wayne Roberts?
Dave: Oh not that cunt, last time i heard he was shacked up on smack with a fat state for a bird.
Steve: Not wrong mate , proper pond.
Dave: Yeh proper pond life.
by Thomas Graham Alexander January 19, 2009
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Single celled organisms or Liverpool F.C Supporters
You aint got the brains to comment, coz your a fuckin POND LIFE
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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a group of stupid mindles dope smokers whos favourite pass time is sittin saying RANDOM and admiring pointless dutch entertainers
jeffels pete steve patta chris and all the other twunts who inhabit scarborough
by martyn and leo April 16, 2004
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a dirty smelly gypsy person who shops in iceland for meal deals and think Ultimate Force is Shakespere.
You are Pond (Shortened). They Are right Pondlife in here tonight.
by LittleIgloo July 10, 2003
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People who feel under valued in the job who have not gone up the ladder!
A warehouseman/women who get looked down on from higher people within there company like they are Pond life.

We are just the plantium that feeds the bigger fish - Pondlife.

Lower than scum at least scum floats on top of the water.
by Mrp75 October 02, 2018
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