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pokefag

some sort of huge pokemon nerd. they take the whole thing way too serious. the average pokefag carries around a game system that can play it like a DS or in some cases a modded psp, a pokemon writing eutensle, a pkmn shirt, an art book with drawings, cards, ect. they can come in all sizes from big and fat to short and skinny. if you see one, call out NERD really loudly and throw pebbles at him or her
aww john, do you see that pokefag drawing a pikachu?
by zorak3160 February 5, 2009
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pokefag

A guy who likes to use overrated Pokemons such as legendary pokemons or Tyranitar's, Garchomp's , Darcrai, Slaking, Dragonite etc., and get beated by random underrated pokemons.
You only use overrated pokemons stop being a pokefag
by cpunk8299 January 23, 2019
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posefag

Usually an emo with pointy (most often blonde, black, blue, green, ping or red) dyed hair. The not-so-rare specie of posefags usually puke to lose weight, they often use skinny jeans, have piercings and listens to lame deathcore. Their primary mating-sounds is pigsquealing.

PS. They're camwhores.
-"I bet he's an emo because of his lack of style."
-"Oh really? He looks more like a posefag in those skinny jeans."

-"Dude, is he a girl?"
-"Nah, he just poses like one!"
by SaneCube April 3, 2011
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Pokefam

The Pokefam is a group of people that originated on deviantART. It stands for "Pokemon Family".

It's a pretty well known group of people among the Tumblr Pokespe fanbase. They're a casual circle of friends and acquaintances that rampage around the Pokemon RP groups and Pokespe tag with frequent hilarity and skepticism over other posters in said tag.

They aren't as active as they were a year ago but one can remember their comedic routines that occurred every morning on the dashboard.
John: Oh man there's that group again. Making yet another revival by posting a ton of ooc comics of Pokespe characters...

Karen: Oh, you mean the Pokefam?

John: Yeah! Them! They're practically everywhere when they're all on and active!

Karen: Yeah... It's a shame they don't do stuff like this as much as they used to. I actually used to look forward to checking tumblr every morning when they were around.
by Farlong November 16, 2012
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pokéfail

The act of causing injury or death to oneself, or to another person/group of people, while playing Pokémon Go. This occurs when the Pokémon Go player is so engrossed in the game, they are completely unaware of their surroundings.
Jerry: "Yo! You hear about the guy who stepped in front of a train while playing Pokémon Go?"

Rod: "Yeah man! Pokéfail all the way! You hear about that chick who crashed her car into the Children's Cancer Hospital? She was driving and playing Pokémon Go at the same time!"

Jerry: "Mega pokéfail, dude! Hey, did you hear about the AHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Jerry and Rod died that day falling off a cliff while playing Pokémon Go. Super pokéfail!!!
by k795 July 27, 2016
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pokebag

When a person on the facebook repeatedly pokes you and you want to call them a douche bag, but instead you call them a pokebag.
Ah! they done it again, what a stinkin' pokebag!
by The Jokeshow May 15, 2014
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pokevagina

A term created by author David Garrett to describe the vagina of one unfortunate Gardevoir, whom is promptly raped by her trainer, a young man named David. If you must read The Pokemon Story, look it up on Topless Robot.
Did you see that Pikachu? You could totally see it's pokevagina!

He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina (from The Pokemon Story)
by TenSpeedOfGod'sBlood&Burial November 8, 2009
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