pokéfail

The act of causing injury or death to oneself, or to another person/group of people, while playing Pokémon Go. This occurs when the Pokémon Go player is so engrossed in the game, they are completely unaware of their surroundings.

Jerry: "Yo! You hear about the guy who stepped in front of a train while playing Pokémon Go?"

Rod: "Yeah man! Pokéfail all the way! You hear about that chick who crashed her car into the Children's Cancer Hospital? She was driving and playing Pokémon Go at the same time!"

Jerry: "Mega pokéfail, dude! Hey, did you hear about the AHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Jerry and Rod died that day falling off a cliff while playing Pokémon Go. Super pokéfail!!!

pokéfail by k795 July 27, 2016

pokefilia 

Sexual feeling directed towards Pokémon.

Person 1: I’m really turned on by Pokémon
Person 2: that’s pokefilia, also get away from me

pokefilia by Coochie Ritter September 27, 2021

Pokefile 

A pedafile who uses Pokemon Go to lure little kids.

Look at that sick Pokefile over there telling those kids he just caught a Pikachu.

Pokefile by Just. Kiddin' August 4, 2016

Pokefile 

A person who loves pokemon to a great extent. When they've crossed from hobby to obsession they may go into a rant such as:

The Pokefile: Oh, God. How I love pokemon. I'm a poke fan! I'm a Poke friend! I'm a pokefile!

Pokefile by pshhaa May 18, 2010