Pocket Boyfriend

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Any Male, that a taken female communicates with more then their significant other, by via(but is not limited to) texting, IM, E-male, Face to face, and or telecommunication. It is generally considered that if the female should become single after having a "pocket Boyfriend" that the male who is the "pocket boyfriend" is normally next to date said female.

The duties of a pocket boyfriend are the same as a normal boyfriend, as well as providing emotional support to the female during stressful times.

boy friend:who are u texting
girlfriend: my friend (male name)
boyfriend: oh your pocket boyfriend. . . *in a distasteful tone*

Pocket Boyfriend by MasterAzriel June 23, 2010

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Pocket Boyfriend

A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.

Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*

Pocket Boyfriend by HiImTye June 26, 2012

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Pocket Boyfriend

Any man that you find attractive, though he is clearly to small/short for you to actually date. You might make an exception and date him anyways, but you would feel very uncomfortable being seen with him in public, because beside him you feel like a giant/swollen/amazon.

Me: Omg, pocket boyfriend! Over there, he's so cute!
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)

Pocket Boyfriend by smart cookiez April 19, 2011

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Back pocket boyfriend

The ex-boyfriend that you give false hope of getting back together with when you(the ex-girlfriend) find out he's interested in another female.

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Back pocket boyfriend by PlanetKiKi September 26, 2015

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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