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Police. Po-Po. The Fuzz.
The po-9's came and we had to ditch the pot and scat.
po-9 by Mutinous Messiah November 23, 2002
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Shit, drop your weed, son! That's the Po9!
Po 9 by Anonymous February 11, 2003
1. Slang term for police. The term is generally used for local police, who presumably don't know what they're doing.
person 1: "Ohh shit son, was that a statey?"
person 2: "Naw kid, that was just some donut-sucking, bacon-backed po 9."
Po 9 by B-Gullek September 9, 2007
Fat police officers who stand outside of kids rooms on choir trips to make sure they don't get any action.
The Po-9, with their shoes, are the biggest bacon on the planet.
po-9 by Danny Paps October 8, 2003
"Hey look! There's the po-po with his po-9!"
po-9 by Ali & Friends January 25, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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