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A large interstellar hunk of minerals with an orbital path that is considered too small for our arbitrary definition of "planet."
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nothing, because Plutitos fuck up mnemonic devices in the worst way.
Plutito by Memphis Jay March 4, 2008
Words you can keep
The absolute, most undisputed whimper warrior out there.
Boy: Have you heard of Plutito?
Girl: Oh yeah! He's the whimper warrior!
Plutito by Plutito the gangster August 22, 2023

pluttony 

man, i surely have pluttony! i smoke 20 joints a day.
pluttony by oozzhhaa July 4, 2023
The name of a gay superhero by the name of Jean-Paul. A word gay men would use to call wimpy gay men. Putito is also meant as an insult in the hispanic community.
A really wimpy gay man would be called a putito.
Putito by Jack Attack86 September 30, 2008

plutotonic 

A physical relationship that, like the former planet Pluto, used to exist, but now is just a non-physical friendship.
Yeah, we used to fool around alot, but now we're strictly plutotonic.
plutotonic by bluzenn February 28, 2009

mr.putiton 

Nice looking, Cool in the inside Always good looking. So unique
Mr.putiton is the best fun person.
mr.putiton by lh062809 November 24, 2021

putitonmytab_stupefy 

an instagram page run by leila who is known in the starkid/tin can bros fandom as the biggest curtwen fan. she often posts videos of her amazing singing and photos of the starkids.
i love cats as much as putitonmytab_stupefy loves curtwen
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