An aged specimen adept in the art of sabotage forced sacrifice and general ruining of previous engagements. This disrupter of events is usually known as Garry Appelt. Who also takes the shapeshifting form of a high profile lawyer in a downtown edmonton firm.
Dangit, that playa hata Garry foiled our weekend endeavors yet again!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.