The shittiest and most boring town ever in Misery, USA.
Person1: Where do you live?
Person2: Platte County.
Person1: I'm sorry.
by IHateThisTown. July 7, 2011
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The worlds most boring town, where there is nothing but football and wrestling.
by Cooter August 26, 2003
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a awesome town just because we kick your ass in every sport doesnt mean you need to get jelous.
by ASS KICKIN PLATTE COUNTIAN October 7, 2003
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