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Plant shit

1. God's gift to man.Brings peace when used wisely.

2. Any drug derived from plants.

3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).
Chev Chelios: (Gets in the cab looking like a crackhead).

Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !

Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).

--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006

~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD

~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.
Plant shit by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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plant shit

the drug used on crank
last night jimmy got fucked up on plant shit.
plant shit by Zach Daniels October 17, 2008

shit plant 

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally big pile of shit.
YUCK!! I pulled a Russel Evans and did a shit plant
shit plant by -____- January 13, 2005

shit plant 

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush
"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"
shit plant by -____- January 13, 2005

platt shit 

To have great confidence in our belief that something you believe may happen will indeed actually happen
Barry: So Steve said he’s well up for a large one tonight.

Vince: I’ll platt shit if that cunt makes it makes it past 8
platt shit by Eddy yeah? May 22, 2018

pant shit 

when you shit in someones pants and they put them on and it looks like they've shit themselves
"bruh did you just pull a pant shit on kyle"
pant shit by killagamer69 June 6, 2021

Shit Plane 

A person who globally distributes shit among everything and everyone.
Chaz is a shit plane for sure.
Shit Plane by XxiPwnxX August 23, 2016
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