The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010

Pjotr

Pjotr will unintentionally stimulate your latent sapiosexuality by being a seemingly ordinary dude with maxed out brawn, perception, wisdom, intelligence, charisma, and resolve. He is painfully too humble to admit he may be the next phase of human evolution.

"Yo Pjotr"
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."

Pjotr by moogie moogie moogie moogie July 23, 2019

pootertainment

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.

I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom

pootertainment by aimecc April 28, 2014

pooterpotamus

noun
1. a large vagina
2. a whiner

Derived from the rare African animal.

Keith won't get a tattoo, he is being a pooterpotamus.

Kristin has had sexual intercourse with many, many men. She has a pooterpotamus.

pooterpotamus by jkdizzle February 10, 2008

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

Hairy Pooter by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026