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Janusz:PJOOOTER!!!
Pjoter: Yes dad?
Janusz:Can you bring me some kiszone?
by Patrycy04 July 27, 2018
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Pjoter

A true Egg worshiper. He is very helpful. Even though he used to be a sinner, he has redeemed himself. I am proud to have Pjoter as my son. :)
Pjoter: Egg pog
by ULCP November 16, 2020
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pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.
During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
by jpg3 August 28, 2010
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Pjotr

Pjotr will unintentionally stimulate your latent sapiosexuality by being a seemingly ordinary dude with maxed out brawn, perception, wisdom, intelligence, charisma, and resolve. He is painfully too humble to admit he may be the next phase of human evolution.
"Yo Pjotr"
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."
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pootertainment

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.
I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom
by aimecc April 28, 2014
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pooterpotamus

noun
1. a large vagina
2. a whiner

Derived from the rare African animal.
Keith won't get a tattoo, he is being a pooterpotamus.

Kristin has had sexual intercourse with many, many men. She has a pooterpotamus.
by jkdizzle February 10, 2008
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Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.
Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.
by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006
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