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A fictitious type of fish that has never been caught.
It lives in the New River area of North London.
It is greenish in colour with orange eyes and grows up to 31 poundsi n weight.
Although it has never been caught it is often seen.

Most recent sighting was by a very drunk Australian in Islington on a Friday night in 2008.

The word Pizzal is often used to describe an item that has gotten away, or escape you in someway.
Pizzal! The universe stole my bag again.

Pizzal My phone has run away.

Pizzal my keys are locked in my house, and I am outside.
Pizzal by Aunty Stac Stac August 15, 2008
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Hey man load that pizzal
Pizzal by Quagstier April 2, 2017
PEET-zəll adj.:
of or pertaining to pizza
A: "You want the last slice?"
B: "Yeah bro toss that pizzal goodness my way."
pizzal by OTEMS May 8, 2023

pizzamonade 

I feel like eatin’ pizza yo, n’ therez ain’t nuthin’ but I’m quite thirsty. So I’ll have a pizzamonade
pizzamonade by squala March 28, 2019

Bingley Pizza 

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order
Bingley Pizza people need a kicking
Bingley Pizza by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Out Pizza the Hut 

An illegal act in which someone out pizza's the hut by creating pizza better than pizza hut, and rarely by some other means. Italians are the biggest offenders.
Giacomo: I'm gonna try to out pizza the hut!

Jaden: That's impossible and illegal!

Pizza Shift 

For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.

The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.

During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.

During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.

Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.

A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.

*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.

Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Pizza Shift by NobeeCares February 5, 2023