Piackled 

A word that describes ones state when they are completely inebriated, drunk, stoned or extremely high on any drug or mind altering substance.

Dude, we were so piackled last night. I think you made out with that transvestite.

Lets get piackled.

Look at that guy hes piackled, he must have drank a 40.

Piackled by s_mooj February 13, 2008

Pickled out 

To be in a state of having too many pickles.

Pickle bites are huge in a fried chicken sandwich; you want a pickle lined up and you want just enough pickles, but you don't want too many pickles, because then your sandwich is going to be pickled out.

Pickled out by Hercules_H March 2, 2021

Pickled Richard 

When you leave your peepee in her special place until it goes wrinkly and weird

Friend 1: Ayo how was ur night with stacey
Friend 2: it was alright, ended up getting a pickled richard tho

Pickled Richard by muriaditatus October 5, 2021

Pickled ass 

So as any of you who read this know im an ER doctor. And I've seen some shit but this takes the cake.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.

Dear god Francis it smells like pickled ass in here!!!

Pickled ass by Dr. Francisco baker May 10, 2018

pickled excrement 

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

pickled penis by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

Pickled Hard 

What happens to the male reproductive organ after being not used for sexual intercourse for an extended period of time.

It's been like ten days since I've gotten any, my wiener is pickled hard.

Pickled Hard by Momma VC December 13, 2010