Photoslug 

A person who takes 10 minutes of your time to scroll through their phone gallery to show you one picture... and they still can't find it! (Also can be a verb)

A photoslug in my office took nearly half my break time to scroll through hundreds of pictures on his phone to show me something cute his niece did three years ago... and never did find it!

Photoslug by M-pathetic November 14, 2020

Photosuck 

Photoshop disaster caused by excessive manipulation of the image.

The new "Sex & The City 2" poster is a Photosuck.

Photosuck by rperazag May 3, 2010

photosucked 

A photo, usually a model or celeb, with makeup and photoshopped so bad it looks like a plastic. Like, skin with no pores, someone else's nose, all-new boobs, 20-inch waist, etc. Most published pics are like this. Unhappily, lots of people think that person really exists and wish they looked like them.

That pic of Lady Gaga is so crazy photosucked she looks like a cartoon.

photosucked by TheCurmudgeon December 14, 2010

photoslap 

A photoslap occurs when you snag a snapshot photo of someone when they least expect it. It is preferable that the victim (photoslappee) does not expect the photoslap. It is also preferable that you catch them with the strangest, most stupid or ugly look on their face during the photoslap moment. Photoslap can also be used as a verb. Example: "Wow, she got photoslapped!". Now that you know what it is, get out there and get photoslapping!

"Don't take a photo of me when I'm not expecting it. That is a photoslap!"

photoslap by John Smitha November 12, 2008

photoslop 

a poorly executed piece of digital imaging trickery created with Adobe Photoshop. It is easily diagnosed as fake by jagged lines, non-matching lighting/color or other inconsistencies.

"Dude, those n00dz are so fake; post that photoslop elsewhere."

photoslop by CD Di Guardia August 4, 2007

Photologer 

A person that wakes up one morning and decideds, oh i'll go get myself a nice camera and than i'll take some nice pictures, over do some editing on them and than i'll be a "photographer". A wanna be photographer.

Lucy: Have you seen Belindas Facebook Photography Page? She did Jason and Larissa's wedding pictures.

Maria: Yeah, i didnt even know Belinda was a Photographer.

Lucy: Yeah, more like a Photologer!

Photologer by Maclovia Matraca October 18, 2011

photoblography 

Photos intended for blog purposes only- usually, candid pictures with little to no substance or technique.

Photoblographers usually take pictures of bridges, cupcakes and street signs- typically use an expensive dslr or old fashioned camera.

That’s a really good photo of that chair, but I studied a little photoblography in college while posting on flickr, tumblr and facebook- it would look better in black & white. :(

photoblography by funbot2 August 26, 2011