The release of gas from the anus. Often times this type of release of pressure is followed by laughing due to it's high pitched sound.
"Phert," says Javi's butthole after a wonderful taco dinner.

Mmmm, that salsa was delicious, "phert"

Think Harry's diherrea scene in Dumb and Dumber.
by kevin rucker April 30, 2006
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