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Peyton Manning's Forehead 

Literally the biggest forehead in the world.
My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

Peyton Manthing 

Brett Favre: "Wanna see my peyton manthing?"
Peyton Manthing by Fred Norman1 February 18, 2011

Peyton Mooning 

When a man backs his spread ass cheeks into someones face and slaps them with his testicles.
I'm going commando for some quick strike peyton mooning.
Peyton Mooning by hairgun August 29, 2016

Peyton McAdams 

Peyton McAdams by johnpraterrr September 14, 2009

Peyton Manning 

Famous star of countless commercials and television programs, and part-time football player.
If Peyton Manning uses that nose-hair trimmer, it's good enough for me!
Peyton Manning by BUSean April 12, 2007

Peyton Manning 

Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES.
"Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"
Peyton Manning by Sara Nguyen April 9, 2006