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Disgusting piece of Geneva trash. You can spot one of these by their beady little eyes and extremely gross, crooked animal teeth, hence the name "peskrat." If you rearrange a few letters and maybe take one away, it will tell you even more about this methamphetime-addicted waste of oxygen. Watch out, it may claim to have hair styling skills, but after one look at it's own stringy mess you will know the truth.
"Look mommy, I found an ugly little critter!!"

"No, honey! Put that down, it's a peskrat, you don't know where that's been!"

"But mommy, I wanted to keep it and call it Robin."
Peskrat by Classy Bitch February 5, 2007
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Offensive Vulgar towards a Non-Binary Person
I can't believe this Pesrat used the girls toilet even though he is a boy.
Pesrat by Jdixxy June 11, 2018
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peskatarian 

Someone who is too lazy to be a vegetarian, and will only eat fish. Refraining from the consumption of mammals.
1 "Sorry I can't eat that beef steak."
2 "why are you vegetarian?"
1 "No I am peskatarian, I only eat fish"
peskatarian by Swagger Jagger October 13, 2007

Peskatarian 

A person who practices a partial vegetarian diet; eating only chicken and fish inc. other seafoods. Can be used as a gateway to vegetarianism.
"I'm peskatarian"
Peskatarian by GypsyMilly September 23, 2016

pestration 

PESTRATION

Pronounced

Pest-ray-shun

verb :
when any female continues to:

interrupt, nag, direct, boss, bitch, whine, complain, order, or any other form of annoyance causing distraction during gaming hours*. The only acceptable exception is in order to receive sexual favors from the female pestrator.

* gaming hours:

Any and all times while an electronic device is in utilization by a male. Especially, during times the male feels the uncontrollable barbaric urge to "kill some mother effer's on Xbox" or any other brand gaming console, handheld electronic device, or Arcade equipment.

**Hours may and will vary:

These are to include the

scheduling of availability for other slothful behaviors. Such as, consumption of food or other sustenance, relieving of one's self and sleeping. Also to include the level or degree of pestration achieved by the pestrator female.
The pestration I constantly endure from my girlfriend makes me feel like strangling myself.

I've never been so pestrated.

Pestration will be the death of her.
pestration by Twilight Lowe July 13, 2018

peskatarian 

"I'm a Peskatarian"
"You're what?"
"I'm Badass"
peskatarian by Fûck0ff March 23, 2016

Peskaterian

Someone who is wise enough to eat fish only.
I am a peskaterian ....by Dalai Lama
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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