Perromobile 

The shittiest form of transportation known to this earth. You would have a better travel walking with no legs than than riding in this god forsaken stinky piece of junk. The only time this "vehicle" has a purpose is when blazed idiots are fiending for some taco bell or diner carbs.

O god I'm starving but I can't drive. Hey lets take the perromobile.

Person 1 "Hey whats up I'm about to take a ride in the perromobile"
Person 2 "O god here take these nose plugs. You'll need them."

Perromobile by hueuby January 30, 2017

Pedomobile 

An old, beat up, crappy looking car that when you look at it you think a pedophile drives it, or a car that has a sexually suggestive licence plate such as:2YUNG469

"Holy crap did you see that Pedomobile? the licence plate's halarious!"

Pedomobile by Jerrycanner February 3, 2010

Pedomobile 

A mobile phone that is attrative to retarded teenagers

gonna get me the new Iphone X. It's a true pedomobile

Pedomobile by dirtydog1234 February 16, 2020