Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"
Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!
by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008
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-Someone who wacks shlong or even dong.

-To tallywack; or be tallywacked.
Come on baby, give me a dick patty. Come on, you know I love you. Just one dick patty for little ol' me. I have dong fever and the only cure is a dick patty. Come on baby.
by Ameri-CanA-SS April 14, 2004
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a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.
damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!
by aerick thomas September 20, 2007
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