Patty dick 

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"

Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!

Patty dick by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008

split-dick patty 

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

split-dick patty by aerick thomas October 3, 2007

dick patty 

-Someone who wacks shlong or even dong.

-To tallywack; or be tallywacked.

Come on baby, give me a dick patty. Come on, you know I love you. Just one dick patty for little ol' me. I have dong fever and the only cure is a dick patty. Come on baby.

dick patty by Ameri-CanA-SS April 14, 2004

Party Dick 

A very drunk person who brings a party to a screeching halt due to ridiculous behavior, i.e. vomiting, crying, fighting, etc.

After lying face down on Jamie's front porch and vomiting down the steps, Donny was named the Party Dick for New Year's Eve.

Party Dick by J. Hole April 25, 2008

Party-Dick 

A very stubborn, persistently über-flaccid condition of the penis. Stubborn even with mouth-, puss- and/or ass-help present and Poppin. Occurs with some use or overuse of drugs, particularly methamphetamine.

"Say, 'no,' to drugs. Say, 'yes,' to abstinence. Thus, may you eliminate party-dick." -Your god

Party-Dick by ScumbagORscuzzbucket October 5, 2017

Party dick 

I'm gonna tell y'all what a REAL "party dick" is.... it's when you're obviously drunk and whip that dick out and of course all the girls are like "oh gross!!! I can't believe he did that!!! I can't believe he did that!!!!" But then you, part dick guys' phone rings off the hook for the next month getting calls from those,same broads. That's a party dick. I coined it back in the 90's and "it" hasn't got old, yet.

Now that's a freakin party dick.

Party dick by PDUSA August 10, 2018

dick petty 

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.

Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.

dick petty by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019