Patty dick

Name: Patty dick Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"

Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!

Patty dick by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008

Words you can keep

split-dick patty

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

split-dick patty by aerick thomas October 3, 2007

dick patty

-Someone who wacks shlong or even dong.

-To tallywack; or be tallywacked.

Come on baby, give me a dick patty. Come on, you know I love you. Just one dick patty for little ol' me. I have dong fever and the only cure is a dick patty. Come on baby.

dick patty by Ameri-CanA-SS April 14, 2004

Party Dick

A very drunk person who brings a party to a screeching halt due to ridiculous behavior, i.e. vomiting, crying, fighting, etc.

After lying face down on Jamie's front porch and vomiting down the steps, Donny was named the Party Dick for New Year's Eve.

Party Dick by J. Hole April 25, 2008

Party-Dick

A very stubborn, persistently über-flaccid condition of the penis. Stubborn even with mouth-, puss- and/or ass-help present and Poppin. Occurs with some use or overuse of drugs, particularly methamphetamine.

"Say, 'no,' to drugs. Say, 'yes,' to abstinence. Thus, may you eliminate party-dick." -Your god

Party-Dick by ScumbagORscuzzbucket October 5, 2017

Party dick

I'm gonna tell y'all what a REAL "party dick" is.... it's when you're obviously drunk and whip that dick out and of course all the girls are like "oh gross!!! I can't believe he did that!!! I can't believe he did that!!!!" But then you, part dick guys' phone rings off the hook for the next month getting calls from those,same broads. That's a party dick. I coined it back in the 90's and "it" hasn't got old, yet.

Now that's a freakin party dick.

Party dick by PDUSA August 10, 2018

dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.

Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.

dick petty by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026