Pat the Bat 

A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.

"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."

And on the 8th day, God created Pat.

Pat the Bat by SlutMonkey62 September 20, 2010

pat the bat 

the best player in baseball... a modern day babe ruth

"Pat the Bat is God"

pat the bat by Hank Cassa May 13, 2006

pat the bat 

A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.

"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."

pat the bat by saucedaddy3 March 1, 2010