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Also a city in Texas that neighbors Houston and always has a green cloud hovering around the city. Home to more than 2000 chemical plants and some mutated fish and animals.
Breathing the air in Pasadena, Texas is like sniffing ammonia and paint thinner and dog shit all at once.
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A city that is NOT a suburb of Los Angeles, has a mixed population of socioeconomics (Northwest pasadena=ghetto), where the rose bowl is, where I unfortunately live, where the amount of homos are increasing due to the "trendiness", and where the schools suck.
Aww, I don't want to go to private school, I wanna fucking go to PHS, damnit!!!!
by poopNscoop August 01, 2004
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A place in Maryland where all anybody drinks is Miller lite (because that's all anyone can afford) and all anyone drives is ford f150s (because otherwise you're gay.) Beautiful in its own way, Pasadena locals spend their time smoking weed in the Wendy's parking lot or spray painting racial slurs on abandoned buildings. As it's highscools are terrible, only 20% of its residents hold college degrees, yet a shocking 50% own boats. Typically, boat owners enjoy such aquatic activities as smoking weed and drinking Miller lite. If owning a boat is outside your budget (if you live here, it probably is,) you can spend your time at the Texas Roadhouse, where it takes at least 3 days to get seated at a table.
Cletus: Hey skeeter, wanna go hang out with Michael?
Skeeter: No, that fag lives in Severna park
Cletus: Oh right, I forgot. Let's go drink outside Wendy's instead like we do here in Pasadena
Skeeter: Sounds good!
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by Severna Park is for fags March 16, 2018
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A town that quite possibly could be as ghetto as maryland can get, with the exception of Baltimore. Its common for a boy named Mike O'Donnel to get dragged there by his girlfriend and have to buy a hoodie for her.
someone- Hey mike how was pasadena, i used to live there you know?
Mike- What the fuck are you talking about, your not black, poor, or ugly. infact i find you quite attractive, wanna go have sex?
someone- not really
mike- too bad!
(hump hump hump)
by Yahweh February 20, 2005
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A small suburb outside of downtown Los Angeles. Crappy air quality, but lots of rich snobs live there. Also home to the Rose Bowl stadium, as well as the New Year's Rose Bowl Parade (which sucks).
I went to the Rose Bowl to eat frosted flakes.
by lasucks July 11, 2003
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A city that is located in the Los Angeles County part of southern California and is also one of the worst places to inhabit. There are a lot of crazy people in the city and most of the people are either very culturally relativist or politically correct or are rednecks that don't normally use logic.

The politically correct ones will keep spouting bullshit such as how all views are equal and how "it's their culture" or "it depends on the individual" which is stupifying at best. They usually will accept every messed up thing about a different culture even if the culture does things such as infanticide or promotes racism.

The rednecks here are stupid as hell considering how they don't know what the public domain is and how they think that John Milton should be sued for using religious characters in his stories.
Pasadena is a city in southern California that is filled with nothing but either politically correct morons that are lacking in IQ and logic or dumb rednecks with no brain.
by Digital Preacher January 22, 2015
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a place near the best down, severna park, and the even better town of annapolis. people are horribly unattractive and wanna-be ghetto. it is a shame that perfectly good land has to be inhabited by fugy hoes.
by DELAWARE is the best state March 03, 2005
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