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Parallel Universe 

A mechanic in the 1996 Nintendo 64 game, Super Mario 64. Because of how the game processes Mario's position, it is possible to be really far from the actual level while still able to interact with the floors and walls, as if another copy of the floors and walls were there, hence the name "parallel universe". It was made popular by TASer pannenkoek2012 in his YouTube video "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)", in which he abused this mechanic to obtain a star while keeping the jump button held the whole time.
... But to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes. --pannenkoek2012
Parallel Universe by User670 March 21, 2018
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Parallel Universe 

The excuse given to any and all things unexplained but still true.....Actually we can blame CERN for this one. Similar to the Mandela Effect but on a personal scale that effects only you. Can be used literally or figuratively depending on your mindset and willingness to out yourself as a believer in the theory.
John blames being thrown into a parallel universe as to why his professor didn't get his email. The John in THIS universe never sent it.
Parallel Universe by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

doggo of the parallel universe 

A big pp man who is natural enemies with eva
Look at that dude, he could be the next {doggo of the parallel universe}!
Poggers, that man will be epik.

paralell universe reverse vampire 

Similar to the traditional reverse vampire, the PURV must only be out during sunlight and dies in the dark. Sadely, the PURV does not have super-human strength or any form of charismatic animal magnatism. The PURV is has below average strength and is afraid of women or men depending the the PURV's gender.
Let's go out around midnight, so there is no chance of running into a paralell universe reverse vampire.

Parallel Universes 

If there were parallel universes, then wouldn't they be multiverses?
Come see my unicycle that has lots of wheels.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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