pabst smear

A drink. When a Pabst Smear is ordered, a shot of vodka is dropped into a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Julie: Hey Sandy, isn't that bartender your gyno?
Sandy: Ohmigod, it is! I'm gonna go order us a Pabst Smear!

by Micha P May 26, 2006

Pabst Penis

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.

by Dr. Topher September 2, 2014

Pabst-Smear

When you get really drunk from drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I drank soo much PBR last night I had a Pabst-smear.

by Ordinary Owl February 5, 2009

Pabst smears

The after effects of drinking too many Pabst blue ribbon beers.

John drank way too many Pabst blue ribbons last night, hes been on the toilet all day with the Pabst smears

by Allen Wrensch August 17, 2009

pabst smear

when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's

I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

Pabst Mear

PBR, part tomato juice, part tapatio/tabasco/cholula, part celery salt, worchestershire sauce and mass consumption.

i need a bloody pabst mear.

by vwnomad February 9, 2010

FAV PABST

An acronym for:

Fatty Ass Vagina Pussy Ass Bitch Slut Tranny

"You're seriously not going to race? You're such a FAV PABST."

by B-dubster March 26, 2007