POTFO 

Punnery of the finest order. an equivalent to ROFL

Basically any satirical comment on any fucking subject regardless of any political correctness, truth or shizzle.

Being able to say what the fuck you want as long as its funny.

Oh my god. Harry Styles has left One Direction! He was sick of taking the flack.. That is punnery of the finest order. POTFO

POTFO by unclewayne November 22, 2011

Potomac brown trout 

a reference to the presence of raw sewage in much of the Potomac River.

Washing our dishes in the river on that camp out wasn't a good idea. With all those Potomac brown trout, we could end up getting hepatitis!

Potomac brown trout by Ann Tetum December 3, 2010

pothole patchrol 

Workers that fix potholes riding around in trucks.

The pothole patchrol will have their hands full with all the road damage.

pothole patchrol by jpg3 March 14, 2015

Potomac School 

An elite private school in Northern Virginia known for the recurring verbal, psychological, and physical abuse from German, Irish, Slav, and brown-skinned students and teachers towards other members of the community.

NoVA Teen 1: "Hey, are those Potomac School kids?"
NoVA Teen 2: "Yeah, some of them are worst than Nazis. But at least they're not Sidwell kids."

Potomac School by EliteReviewer August 27, 2021

pothole neglect 

what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality

Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.

pothole neglect by jeff rose August 27, 2008

Potomac Poached Egg 

This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.

The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.

Potomac Poached Egg by guitargodrob January 17, 2011

Among Us Potion

This potion was forged by the gods of among us but some bozo named N&A Productions drank it and had an overdose so now its just piss which has now ended up in the ocean

Did you drink the among us potion phil?
No N&A Productions did

Among Us Potion by Gfuel_Master123 May 3, 2021