POOPT

Entering into the next level of tiredness, where ones knees buckle and breath slows to a heavy pant.

Also an acronym for; Passed Out On Public Transportation.

Look at that slag hunched over, he's either inspecting his tea bag or just absolutely poopt.

by Bill Dickler May 28, 2010

poopt

An expression of annoyance due to a job not being available.

He was poopt that there wasn't a job there for him.

by Harold Chadsworth April 15, 2004

poopt

the past tense of poop

"I just poopt, and it was something special."

"I heard she poopt immediately after."

by Tim Daddy September 2, 2013

poopt'm

v. The act of deficating in ones garments.

Frankie smelled rotten after he poopt'm last evening.
or
Aaahhhhhh... poopt'm.

by nik c. March 14, 2004

poontank

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.

Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"

by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021

pooftie

Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.

"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020

Poofter baiting

Poofter baiting consists of writings on the wall of male public toilets to entice homosexuals to meet and perform sexual favours.

The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc

That public toilet wall was full of graffiti and Poofter Baiting writings. Must be a gay toilet.

by kam75xx February 24, 2019