parmesian

Someone who solely eats parmasan and is of hipster origin who doesn't use soap and avoids paying bills.

What the fuck man, this guy is so hip he only eats parmasan, he's a total parmesian.

by BeauJean August 3, 2018

chocolate parmesian

The act of deficating in your partner's mouth while they stimulate your penis with their feet.

My mom has been taking yoga so she can more easily give pops the `ol chocolate parmesian for his birthday.

by Outlaw Avionics April 3, 2008

A person of Chinese and Italian heritage. There is only three in the world known to exist and two of them are my siblings.

"I'm irish what are you GIO?"
" I am a mutt, the most unique of humans. I am a Wonton Parmesian. I eat Chinese food with grated cheese on top"

The act of jacking off while playing X-Box or any other video.

Gamer1: Dude why'd are sucking so much at Search and Destroy today?
Gamer2: Dude sorry. I just chicken parmesianed.

by PoopFaceMcGee May 12, 2010