p to v ratio

the ratio of guys (p) to girls (v) at a party.

at a sausage fest:
Mike: yo we need to get more chicks here, this party is lame
Joe: i know, the p to v ratio is way off

by ronious October 16, 2009

p-i-v

Penis in vagina.

I took her virginity with some good old fashioned p-i-v.

by Marcus Bunny August 14, 2008

p in the v

Short for "penis in the vagina," "p in the v" is a simple euphemism for vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, totally! It was pretty awesome, and totally culminated with some sweet p in the v!"

by PacificJohnny January 9, 2008

P in the v

A slang term for having sex. (Penis in vagina)

Wow! Jamie really put the p in the v!

by Eminem lover August 5, 2016

V&P

Means Virgin and proud. They type of guys and girls who are virgins. They respect themselves and feel as if they should wait to have sex. They may not wait until marriage, but they at least wait until their 20s or until they found someone worth it. They feel as if sex is not a need in a relationship that you're just starting.

"She likes normal, true relationships, she's a v&p"

by Zoz2 December 24, 2011

h/p/a/v

adj.
/eych-pav/

A minification of terms popular on internet and bulletin board systems (BBS) throughout the 80s and 90s denoting that the sysop hosted hack/phreak/anarchy/virus content on their server.

"Rusty n Eddies was one of the most popular h/p/a/v sites in the world until the Wire Fraud Act of 1996 was passed and the following Hacker Crackdown resulted in its closure."

by NOSliwes November 21, 2009

V P

Short for "Vampire Pussy"; meaning that she's, "gone before dawn!"

Guy A: "...still man, she wan't there this morning?"
Guy B: "Nope, Serious V P! Prolly won't even see 'er till midnight tonight!"

by Nick Brodersen May 12, 2008