oxymotrin

n: an oxymoron, so glaring, that it gives you a headache.

Cloret: "Isn't 'first class' to 'Cleveland' an Oxymotrin?

Countess Vaughn: "I believe the word is Oxymoron."

Cloret: "I ain't no moron! You're the one who's paying $4000 for a hot washcloth and Kangaroo Jack."

by warmbrother October 09, 2014