Ouchfield Octopus

An eight-limbed, two-headed, screaming monster, formed by a prefect collision of baseball outfielders. Brazilian origin.
"Deep fly ball to left! ...Hayes and Vaughn in pursuit...Hayes makes the grab! OH NO!!! Massive collision! Looks like we've got an Ouchfield Octopus."
by Quinnbaseball April 27, 2016
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