Oogwayed

When rolling a joint and suddenly the wind blows the weed away.
The term Oogwayed is used from kung fu panda where Oogway sadly passes through the wind.

Roll a joint bro? Can’t bro the weed got oogwayed.

by Sacchelli March 12, 2020

Oogway

The definiton of love, oogway is the old turle from Kung Fu Panda. Oogway is the past, the present and the furute.

Oogway is the definion of love

by sukisan February 5, 2021

Oogway

Oogway is a wise and powerful turtle. Oogway wishes he was in the ninja turtle. But he was 120 years older.

Original quote:

"There are no accidents"
-Master Oogway

Custom Quote:
"There are no Oogway"
-Master Accidents

Oog - (way)
"There are no Way"
-Master Oog-Accidents

by Savagechinese April 30, 2021

Oogway

Oogway is a wise and powerful turtle. He wishes he were one of the ninja turtles. But Oogway is 120 years older.

"There are no accidents"
-Master Oogway

"There are no Oogway "
-Master Accidents

Oog- (way)
"There are no way"
-Master Oog-Accidents

by Savagechinese April 30, 2021

Master Oogway

The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth

“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway

“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway

“Sheesh, you speak only truth like Master Oogway”

by SasorSauce December 15, 2022

master oogway

The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.

Did you see Master Oogway kick some ass in Kung Fu Panda?

by Zbstein_522 March 9, 2018

Master Oogway

The highest of beings that made no accidents.

"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway

by Master_Tejas October 14, 2020