Onew

Member of SM Entertainment's contemporary R&B boy band, SHINee. Despite being the appointed leader of the group, he tends to physically injure and publicly humiliate himself (although he just waves most of these incidents off). Due to his clumsiness, the other members diagnosed him with an untreatable "condition".

Onew Condition: the ability to freeze the atmosphere with a lame joke or gesture; to be excessively clumsy.

Born December 14, 1989, under the name Lee Jinki.

Nicknamed "Dubu" (tofu) by his fellow members.

Graduated 2nd in his senior class in high school.

Can speak conversational Mandarin and English.

"I fell down the stairs on my way here... "
" Oh, wow, that's, like, sooo Onew. "

by bloofluff May 24, 2009

Onew Condition

A condition which a member of SHINee has. Named after the leader of SHINee, Lee Onew (Lee JinKi), the condition is quite contagious. If you are crashing into random things, tripping over your own feet, craving for chicken, or making lame jokes that make the atmosphere awkward, you might just have this condition. There is no cure for this condition, but it might warm your heart that you aren't the only person who is suffering from this condition.

This condition was first named when fans of SHINee, known as Shawols, noticed that Onew kept making cute mistakes. At first they thought that it was very cute of Onew, but as time passed, they began to suspect that Onew was doing this for fanservice, and began to worry that he would hurt himself. His fellow members, Key and Jonghyun, have confirmed that this condition is real, and that Onew is not acting.

Onew Condition is really cute to see.

I hope that Onew won't hurt himself because of his Onew Condition.

by ShawolStar<3 December 6, 2010

Onew Condition

Onew Condition is a very strange, mortal, super contagious sickness. You can assume you have this syndrome if you are weather making mistakes, talking or thinking about chicken, continuously tripping/falling, or making lame jokes and gestures that freeze the atmosphere.

This illness was developed by Lee Jinky, best known as Onew, leader of K-POP group SHINee, which provides this condition's name. Shawols, fans of SHINee, have been studying this particular illness over the years and haven't found the cure for this. However, SHINee members have found that you can ease this disease by singing "Molhaedo Onew Sangtae" (which means "Whatever he does, it's Onew condition") whenever the disease occurs.

Onew: "Why didn't the chicken cross the road?....Because I ate it!"
SHINee: *awkward silence*
.........
SHINee: "♫ Molhaedo Onew Sangtae ♪" (Whatever he does, it's Onew condition.)

by Shawol4life August 31, 2011

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by rfcb January 29, 2020

oneword toxic

the best way to call someone toxic or describe a toxic person. they are one word… toxic.

fell out with my mate and sent her bin weevils pictures instead of talking so she called me “oneword toxic” !

by onewordtoxic March 19, 2022

Onewheel

A OneWheel is a self-balancing single wheel electric board-sport and personal transporter, often described as an electric skateboard. (Esk8) Unlike the electric unicycle, the riders feet (and body) are typically pointed at a perpendicular angle to the wheel and direction of travel. (like a traditional Skateboard)

Electric skateboards, E-scooters and Onewheel; each is different in their own unique way!

by Esk8Hubs May 10, 2021

Onewheel rider

A Onewheel rider is a breed of Esk8er who has ascended from using the traditional electric skateboard into something more challenging. Not to be confused with an electric unicycle (EUC) based on their particular riding stance.

Sweet, it's always great to see a Onewheel rider, they're always so fun!

by Esk8Hubs May 10, 2021