Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011

Stomp on my leg 

Like “twist my arm”, to convince someone to do something , usually used in a sarcastic way

“Dude, just ask her out”
“Fine, stomp on my leg”

Stomp on my leg by banana69420 August 27, 2021

"Are you bitchin' on my leg?" 

Are you for real? or Are you kidding me?

If someone is being outrageous, or something outrageous happens (playing pool and you make a crappy shot or someone accidentally sinks four of his balls) instead of saying, "Are you kidding me?" or "Are you for real?" you would say "Are you bitchin' on my leg?"

"Are you bitchin' on my leg?" by Jacob and Dru December 20, 2007

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining by ursamel July 24, 2007

Stomp on my leg 

To make someone feel an obligation to do something. Normally used with an overarching sarcastic tone. See also: twist my arm

Friend 1: Bro I’m not sure about this Jessica girl
Friend 2: Dude… just kiss her already
Friend 1: Fine just stomp on my leg haha

Stomp on my leg by Denverdiva840 September 19, 2021

Gum on my leg 

Pulling one's testicle out of shorts, boxers or underwear and stretching the sack and holding the stretched sack with thumb to the inner thigh and then stating to someone in close visual distance that you've got gum stuck to your leg.

"Hey honey (or friend/girlfriend), I have gum on my leg!"
Frank stood there with his left testicle streched down to his knee showing it cleverly and proudly to his wife.

Gum on my leg by Longoshlongo November 12, 2007

pissing on my leg 

Contraction of 'Are you taking the piss?' and 'Are you pulling my leg?'.

1. A phrase of inquiry when trying to determine if:
a) something is not entirely factual;
b) something has been exaggerated;
c) sarcasm was present in a statement; or
d) you have been teased or mocked.

2. An exclamation of disbelief.

Are you pissing on my leg?

Don't you dare piss on my leg, you've pissed on my leg before.

pissing on my leg by youngupstart September 4, 2010