Guy 1 - "Oh man I had suicide wings at the Broken Thumb last night, and I have the worst case of BU."
Guy 2 - "I am not going to feel bad for you, those wings are worth it."
Guy 1 "God fuck it all!"
Guy 2 - "I am not going to feel bad for you, those wings are worth it."
Guy 1 "God fuck it all!"
by Gern Blanstein January 23, 2007
A person who cockblocks you out of jealousy. This term is derived from the difficulty experienced when trying to text your girlfriend from the back of a bus. The back of the bus is well known for being very bumpy, therefore screwing up anything you are trying to write.
Guy: I lpbe ypu <2
Girl: What?
Guy: Sorry, I'm on a bus.
Girl: Awww :(
Patrick: Did you see what Bob did last night? Sandy and I were about to make out and then he totally cock blocked me!
Larry: Why would he do that?
Patrick: He's probably jealous or something.
Larry: What a bus!
Girl: What?
Guy: Sorry, I'm on a bus.
Girl: Awww :(
Patrick: Did you see what Bob did last night? Sandy and I were about to make out and then he totally cock blocked me!
Larry: Why would he do that?
Patrick: He's probably jealous or something.
Larry: What a bus!
by Errrock December 20, 2011
Also more formally known as a "peasant wagon", these elongated vehicles transport the lower classes to set destinations via a pre-determined route. Such peasants join this "bus" at their stop and leave when they are nearer their destination.
It's believed that many use this as they cannot afford their own car let alone a driver, ah-ha.
It's believed that many use this as they cannot afford their own car let alone a driver, ah-ha.
by elmarkoTROLL May 10, 2011
The BU is a magical, perfect structure that is the collective of the imagination and aspiration of the deal team. It exists in a space void of formal approval processes, boundless opportunity, seemingly limitless expenses (without those pesky justifications) and an agreed stop-work-and-drink policy.
In the BU, only the best of the best exist - there are no passengers, no wasteful bureaucracy and certainly no oxygen theives. To keep everyone on their toes, open challenges of authority are encouraged, as are hissy fits, emotional vomits and random arguments that end in violent agreement about the same thing.
The BU is where EVERYONE wants to be - like a tropical paradise in the midst of a cold winter. But alas, while the BU makes perfect sense on a boardroom whiteboard or back of a bar napkin, somehow it doesn’t translate into a multinational P&L
In the BU, only the best of the best exist - there are no passengers, no wasteful bureaucracy and certainly no oxygen theives. To keep everyone on their toes, open challenges of authority are encouraged, as are hissy fits, emotional vomits and random arguments that end in violent agreement about the same thing.
The BU is where EVERYONE wants to be - like a tropical paradise in the midst of a cold winter. But alas, while the BU makes perfect sense on a boardroom whiteboard or back of a bar napkin, somehow it doesn’t translate into a multinational P&L
by Easilyspoken March 29, 2018
(adj) a concept that is garbled, disorganized and pretentious, usually used to describe a literary work that you would like to throw against the wall out of sheer frustration
Damn, Michael Pollan's metaphors make me want to punch a baby seal. "Omnivore's Dilemma" is some bus shit.
by Sopralto March 7, 2011
A sexual act involving fingering a girl where you put 1 finger in the front and 9 in the back similar to a bus.
by Pat Lundy August 28, 2013