olney

A suburb of D.C. where you can find Potomac and Wheaton types in the same 5 mile radius. A police sub-station was put in to attempt to curb the drag racing problem on Georgia and 108 and they don't call it Sherweed for nothing. We also serve as the last civilized stop before the wilderness that is Howard County.

What's north of Olney?
Nothing worth going to.

by Kelz84 April 16, 2006

olney

a city in montgomery county (moco) where the only thing to do is... nothing. sometimes referred to as "o-town" by the kids who think they're gangster, or want to be. on a friday night, every single person that goes to sherwood high school will be out at coldstone. it's a small, lame town, but everybody that lives there loves it anyway.

Girl in Olney 1: what do you want to do tonight?
Girl in Olney 2: hmm, i don't know. what do you think?
Girl in Olney 1: we could go to the movies.
Girl in Olney 2: hey, good idea!
Girl in Olney 3: wait, didn't we do that last week?

by Rachelll June 24, 2006

Olney

A town in Montgomery County in Maryland that not much people know about. It is very close to Rockville though. There are many public schools such as Sherwood Highschool and Rosa parks middle school. There is a large forest and was once farmland. most businesses are restaurants and stores. There's nothing much to do there, after the movie teather was shut down and replaced with a Harris Teeter.

Matsi: what'cha wanna do today?
Amanda: I dyunno, wanna go to the California Tortailla?
Matsi: eh, sure Olney is boring anyways

by TherianthropeMatsi May 14, 2011

Olney

Olney is a small, very wealthy city in Montgomery County. Olney is mostly White affluent people who tend not to flash their money. Every house has a car that is atleast $50,000 or more. There are many private schools in Olney, and everyone who doesnt attend a private school attends the public schools which are very well educated. Sherwood kids are very well off and tend to get what ever they want from their parents. Most of Olney is old money, however there is a lot of new money coming in. Kids tend to wear Polos and dockers with boat shoes. Most are envious of Olney kids because of all of their parents money in the bank. Olney is mostly preppy with very educated people. The average income for Olney is atleast $119,000 per household.

Affluent, Rich, Well off, snobs, preppy, white, attractive, stuck up, very cocky, know what they want, Olney, Maryland, Montgomery County

by Montgomery County Boss October 16, 2009

Olney

N: A place where the rich are richer and the poor are swept under the rug. The young drink easily available liquor from flasks kept in their Coach bags. The old ignore such behaviors as they toke up with the nieghbors.

Olney is such a fuckin dream world.

by Pimpin Blake December 16, 2004

olney

(1)Area where more marijuana is smoked than all of Mexico
(2)Addicting, if you like it, you'll never leave

The two boys entered in Olney having never smoked weed before and left the same night as drug dealers.

by Corey Chase December 23, 2005

Olney

Olney is a small town in Maryalnd bordering silver spring. It seems to have an appearance of a hick town because of some rural areas and farms in it but its a small white community home to many old people because of Leisure World. Olney has great school like Good Counsel and Sherwood. Argyle Country club is close by were rich middle aged white men go to play golf in their spare time. It is a small town but it is a very peaceful place to live.

Sean: Hey you wanna go hang out in Olney?
Spencer: Why? Olney is for old people lets go hangout in Bethesda!
Sean: No, I wanna hangout in Olney because I'm Ignorant and think just because Good Counsel is in Olney all the cool kids hang out their!

by CristianMaldonado September 16, 2011