old as shit

So old and decrepit that you look like dinosaur droppings.

If she isn't as old as God, she' s at least as old as shit and about as usless.

by nom de fume April 08, 2016

Old ass shit

It is what it is... OLD ASS SHIT! Irreparable shit laying around the house that needs to be thrown away!

Eric: Dude, is that a Gameboy?
Lyle: Yes, but it doesn't work.
Eric: Then throw that "old ass shit" away!

by Lo-rettie W September 12, 2009

Old Saint Shit

The act of defecating down someones chimney as a prank, leaving their whole house smelling like feces with them wondering where the smell came from

Guy: why does my house smell like shit?
Girl: I left you an old saint shit, look in the chimney

by the fatness December 10, 2011

old school shit

When one takes a shit and does not wipe to make it quick.

I need to take an old school shit.

by Jmg342 December 30, 2017

on some old (blank) shit

In the manner of the person or thing represented by the word or words replacing the (blank), done in the style of that person or thing

50 cent said he was going to retire, but if he does, he'll probably still come back and make more records on some old Jay-Z shit.

on some old (blank) shit

by TheMadScientist September 26, 2007

old shit

Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.

Why fo you have to bring up old shit!

by Coldfeetbindder April 04, 2017

OLD SHIT

Old Man, Dad, or Grampa who's loosing it

That old shit can't even wipe his ass anymore!

by NickerDick November 02, 2018