old dave

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.

I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.

old dave by big peeps October 23, 2003

Dirty Old Dave 

dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.

a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to

dirty old dave,

dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan

this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man

that man over there, looking at those women is a ;dirty old dave' keep away from him at all costs.

Dirty Old Dave by jennI October 6, 2012