old enough to party

The age at which one may party.

Cop- How old are you?
Chair- Old enough to party

by maddogkiller88 March 15, 2011

old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

In some cultures if a female is old enough to bleed, she is old enough to breed.

Daddy: "Sally, now tell me when you first see blood in your pants or in your pee."

Sally: "Ok, daddy."

Some time later.

Sally: "Daddy, my pants are full of blood."

Daddy: "Ok, Sally, we are going to play a game for the next several weeks."

Daddy had sex with Sally until he knocked her up.

This is also known as incest.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me

a phrase that means: if a girl is old enough to pee she is old enough to have sex

Matt: You like them young!
Nick: Well, you know what I always say: If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me!!!!

by swypergt98 December 28, 2006

Old enough to kick your ass

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.

How old are you?
Old enough to kick your ass.

by Judge dredd7 October 20, 2011

Old Enough to Be Your Father

Used to emphasize how old someone is.

"How old is Jerry?"

"Old enough to be your father."

by Someone who kinda exists May 21, 2022