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Obamnesty 

The result of hundreds of thousands, if not millions of illegal Mexican migrants hedging their bets on full amnesty in the Promised Land of the United States under the rule of The Obamessiah.
With so many illegal Mexicans already in the country, Obamnesty will ensure they remain to add to the coffers of Democrat votes, while permitting an even greater invasion from the toilet to the south.
The abominable amalgamation of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

This Frankenstein-creature was created to emphasize, no matter who you vote for in November for U.S. president... you're going to get the same damn result.

Obamney was born from the churning fires of stagnancy, to show Americans that the only government they need to vote for is one that does everything to keep the status-quo and do nothing to change Foreign policy, economic policies, the taxing system, unconstitutional laws, corruption, and education reform

To throw off suspicion though, they will change Health Care...
Enlightened American: God damn, I can't believe Ron Paul's chances have vanished already, it's only 4 months before election.. guess we're fucked since Obamney is the only option left... hurray to another 4 years of bad government
Obamney by DrInformed July 22, 2012
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The combination of Obama and Romney. Generally used if one does not know who to vote for because they are both the wrong choice for America.
Joe: Who are you voting for in the election?

Schmoe: Ehhh.. I think I'm going Obamney.
Obamney by laxlife23 November 8, 2012
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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