Oakdale High 

Located in Oakdale, CA. -Also known as: OkieDale, SmokDale, and the Cowboy Capital of the World.

The students who attend this school specialize in: gossiping, talking about other peoples lives/business, stealing boyfriends/girlfriends, bragging about non existent parties, and the occasional school drug bust (it's just to hard to leave your weed at home).

They are dedicated to being shisty two-faced bitches and will stop at no cost to ruin your lives if they feel necessary.

You vehicle is your status and will get you all the trashy truck sluts you need...just show them the money!

If you wanna get with what everyone else already has, then come Oakdale High, we could always use more wannabe's.:)

PLEASE NOTE*The above definition is based on the 90% of the Oakdale High population...people may very.

You know your at Oakdale High when there's more lifted trucks then cars.

Duuude, I saw someone run a train on that chick at the last Oakdale High party.

Oakdale High by mikehawkyourmom April 14, 2011

oakdale high school 

Located in Ijamsville, Maryland.

where to begin... mostly rich bitches but some fucked up kids. most of them have there noses in the air like there cool shit... news flash your gayyy!

we also have our wana bes- the wana be rednecks... the wana be gangstas... and the wana be rich kids.
wana be rednecks- dude living in a neighborhood does NOT make you a redneck.. or that you own a horse... if you live in the country with nothing but farm animals and land and another house 15 acres away you redneck alright?
wana be gangsters- just because you black and one of the only black kids doesnt make you a thug GROW THE FUCK UP!!! you are a black kid living in a white community get over it! if you deal every drug in the world and live in the actual hood then you a thug
wana be rich kids- ... just stop...

what else is there... oh yea the fake kids ughhh would it kill you to be you??? come on!

Our football team sucks i mean damn could you try for once and dont give me we dont have senors... so the fuck what you still gona be the same when you do have senors

our soccer team thank god we have you or we woudl probably cry... alot.
lets face it everyone in this school doesnt wana be there. almost everyone wants to transfer and no one blams you. the teachers need to take a chill pill and the students need to stop being so damn bitchy and grow up.

person1: what school you go to?

person 2: oakdale high school
person 1: ohhhh.... I am soooo sorry.....
person2: yea....

oakdale high school by lovehate 789030 October 23, 2011

Oakdale high school 

Refers to a school in Oakdale, California. A bunch of stupid people who fuck their cousins and can't even read. Big rival with Central Catholic high school in Modesto. Besides getting butt fucked every year, basketball, football, volleyball, etc., still use the term “Oakdale bud” to refer to their horse riding abilities, but don’t let that fool you there using metaphor to refer to riding their cousins just as well as they ride their horses. All the girls there are white trash sluts that carry STDs, and all the boys drive a lifted truck with a huge exhaust pipe, probably cause they're trying to overcompensate for their tiny penis. The only good thing they got going for them is hot women with no brains and decent political views minus the racist and pro-slave rhetoric.

Look at that dumbass from Oakdale high school. His cousin is a pregnant I wonder why?
I thought about going to Oakdale high school, but then I realized the students there can't even read.

Did you see the oakdale high school football game last week they got railed by manteca high in the section championship.

Oakdale high school by Section championship 2021 March 9, 2022

Oakdale High School 

Here are the basic groups of people at Oakdale:
Soccer Girls: No, you guys arent cocky your just annoying. Yes, we know you guys are like family. Yes, we know you won states last year. WE DONT CARE.
Wanna-Be Ghetto Girls/Boys: You dont go hard...you go to oakdale. Nuff said.
The people who always "Rap Battle": ...
Cheerleaders/Preps: All you guys ever do is complain about how our school has no school spirit. You guys arent even pretty. Stop being so snooty and think you're better than everyone else.
Football Players: Probably the most outgoing people you'll meet. Not gonna lie, they are funny but rude. You guys didnt win a game this entire season....
Rednecks: Make out with their boyfriends in the hallways 24/7 and deck out in camo everyday, including your backpacks. come on...
Loners: Book Club, and a few certain others who refuse to socialize.
Wanna Be Preps: You've stayed in the same groups since you've been 6 and honestly your annoying. But not as annoying as those soccer girls.

Everyone complains about being there...and i can see why. Espicially since teachers decide to creep on their students twitters...thank you once again soccer girls!!

Girl 1: hey what school do you go to?
Girl 2: Oakdale High School....
Girl 1: Oh my gosh im sooo sorry....

Oakdale High School by heheheh1234 November 14, 2011