Ohayon

When you pull a SWITCH-UP move on yo DAY 1s just to try to pull the CHUZZ and fail.
Yo bro he ain't talking to me no mo', he goin out with some black torta. We used to be day 1s
George: Damn bro hit you with the OHAYON
😭 THE SWITCHEROO FOR SOME FAT BLACK CHICK IS CRAZY
by shalomobotomy May 31, 2025
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Ohayon

That one FAKE MADAFAKA friend who you DAMN KNOW HE'S BOUND TO SWITCH UP ON YOU as soon as he gets 1$ 😭
Brudda would bounce on every friend group riding like a cowboy pretending he's the victim when bro is NOT inoccent.
Your day 1 friend who would seek any excuse to argue and leave the door and go silent when you tryna argue.
Man seeks the validation for his horrid actions and masks it as accountability
You: BRO I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED AT YOUR LOWEST
Ohayon: BROOO😩 I'M STARVING. I NEED TO SWITCH UP NOW. I NEED TO GROW MAN
You: FAKE MADAFAKA MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN OHAYON
Ohayon: 😭 Where my next group so I can hatewatch everyone lmfao and blame it on the world
by shalombotomy June 03, 2025
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