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Very simple really, One For The Wank Bank...
Useful in situations when admitting that a person or a scenario is of incredible sexual allure to you.
1) At a funeral when the corpse has been decked out very well, but the close family are around... "wow, she/he is definitely OFTWB"

2) When watching the little Mermaid with your family (including grandma) and you see her little starfish bouncing gloriously in the surf.. "my God, i'd never noticed she was OFTWB.

You get the picture
OFTWB by jambolo June 15, 2010
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Online Friends with benefits. A person who is friends with someone that helps them with technical problems with their computers.
"I got my ofwb to put my picture online"
ofwb by NJK May 30, 2006
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OFTWB ofwb oftb oftwenty
Online Friend With Benefits, as in casual conversation, video chatting, sexting occasionally on a regular basis via the ineternet.
"Let's be ofwbs seeing as you live all the way across the globe. "
OFWB by WeweeSankido March 30, 2017

oftwenty 

A play on the word often, in that instead of 'ten' in the name, there is 'twenty'. A more forceful usage of often.
Gamer 1: "Dude, my game froze! I lost so much progress!"

Gamer 2: "You gotta save oftwenty, man."
oftwenty by Jze March 30, 2010
Only for the bants
oftb by quinn24 January 31, 2022

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026