by Insert Name______ June 4, 2019
by deez ntz January 13, 2022
Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.
Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*
by dak0829 January 6, 2020
Hot guy: Hey, do you know how Candice is?
Cool girl: No who is that
Hot guy: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF???!!! 🤣🤣🤣⁉️
Cool girl: No who is that
Hot guy: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF???!!! 🤣🤣🤣⁉️
by sexypigeonseattoast June 3, 2021
by I am Asian, you disappoint December 16, 2021