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Satay nipples
Satay nipples by Glizzy goblin January 11, 2021
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Female-presenting nipples
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.
Female-presenting nipples by mystymysts December 3, 2018
By the minty nipples of Marduk !
An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.
By the minty nipples of Marduk ! by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013
Nipplescooter
Putting someone's nipple in your butthole and farting loudly until the nipple begins to vibrate violently.
Guy #1:Dude I gave my girlfriend a nipplescooter last night and shit all over her boob!
Guy#2: Holy shit that sounds so sexy, I'ma do that tonight!
Guy#2: Holy shit that sounds so sexy, I'ma do that tonight!
Nipplescooter by The Boss Jawn August 24, 2011
Mr Nipples
The guy across the street who has pink yogurt lid sized nipples hanging from his man boobs that ALWAYS has his shirt off, blinding all that cross his path.
Mr Nipples by Wolf balls August 17, 2010
nipplesqueeze
Izzat-I have a 4.0 GPA and I have a shitty Mexican mustache.
Barry-Izzat, you are such a nipplesqueeze.
Barry-Izzat, you are such a nipplesqueeze.
nipplesqueeze by BVOX September 19, 2013
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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