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A Nule is a conjunction of the word new and rules, it implies awareness of practical laws and the joy of abiding by them or disobeying them in a new way and usually hilarious way.
"But officer, I was following the nules when I was driving backwards at 80mph, I wasn't breaking the speed limit."

"Baby, you know I love you, but that's just the nules of the game."
Nules by theluckiestboyintheworld January 1, 2012
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two nukes weren't enough 

when anime goes to far you can use this phrase to emphasize that this anime should not exist and would not exist had more than 2 nuked been dropped on japan at the end of ww2
This anime is trash, two nukes weren't enough.

niles north 

A rich school who spends their money on everything except the god damn bathrooms. Bought and demolished houses to build a $5 million pool, yet can't extend the stalls large enough so someone can actually fit inside. One of the most diverse schools in Illinois, yet you only see ghetto football players and annoying white cheerleaders.
Peter: did you see that group of ghetto football players and white cheerleaders?
Nathanael : Yeah they must go to Niles North

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes 

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
(verb): To conceal/disguise or distract the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.

(noun): The concealment, disguise or distraction of the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.
(verb): The way Devin was desperately trying to Nunes that TrumpTrain, it was obvious he knew everyone heard it even though no one saw the Santorum dribbling down his leg.

(noun): No matter how hard Devin tried to create a Nunes, everyone knew he was the one that Drumpfed when they saw the growing stain of Santorum on his jeans.
Nunes by ciabrat February 18, 2018

nudes for nudes 

Asking someone if they want to see your nudes aswell as them showing you their nudes..
James: wanna do nudes for nudes

Ella: ok!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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