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A jesty way to call someone a newbie.

Correct misspelling of "newbie cake". Uber nubcaeks occassionally type it as "nubceak".
"Stop shooting at your team, nubcaek."
nubcaek by SuddenFear June 27, 2004
Words you can keep
a cake made of noobs; a very noobish person
omgz yuo aer t3h nubcaekzz D:
nubcaek by collin November 27, 2003
Pronounced nub-ka-ek, nubcaek means the same thing as a noob except it's bit more degrading
I beat him 5 times in a row, he's such a nubcaek
Nubcaek by brizzleforsure May 2, 2006
oh noes they haev nubcaeks!!11 F4! F4!
nubcaek by Fatality_ June 18, 2004
1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)
1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!
nubcake by {CD}Gonzo September 6, 2008
Noob Cake, or some swagfag on the internet trying to sound cool. Often used by people sitting behind computer screens... .. . . . . looking at you...
-Hah get rekt nubcaik
-Omg this nubcaik is using hax
-You nubcaik
nubcaik by IAmFridaySoYouCanLoveMe November 8, 2014

nubcakes 

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes
go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.
nubcakes by T. Rain December 28, 2005
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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