by Vsco girl sksksksksksksksksksk November 5, 2019
Tackle someone named noah day this is a day were you can tackle all your friends that are called noah
by The big boi69696966969 November 5, 2019
You: I expect $50 by the end of the day.
Them: 50 bucks?!
You: It’s November 5th National Tall Person Day.
Them: 50 bucks?!
You: It’s November 5th National Tall Person Day.
by Thatvalorantdude August 23, 2022
by 🤣🤣✈️✈️✌🏾 November 4, 2019
by gamer girl official November 4, 2019
by Memes2020 November 5, 2019
International Taser and Stab your short friend day.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
This is a day where you must taser and stab a short friend whilst they are off their guard.
You must continue this treatment until they suffer from a stroke or experiences cardiac arrest and is currently flopping on the ground in vain like a fish brought out of the water. It is not only until their heart cease to beat, that you shall stop.
Side Effects: Their skin color may go from normal, to red, and then to a lifeless pale. Don't worry about this transition as it is a part of this celebration.
Culprit: Yo do you know what today is?
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
Short Friend: Uhh, Tuesday?
Culprit: No dumbass! Its November 5th! You know what, I'll just show you.
Short Friend: Wait! What do you mea-
Culprit: *Tackles short friend mercilessly to the ground to taser and stab them until white foam emerge from their mouth as they writhe on the cold floor for oxygen*
Short Friend: OUGH! *Shits, pisses, and dies*
Culprit: *Asserts dominance by fossilizing friend for gasoline cause the prices are so damn high*
by Minecraft Master November 5, 2019