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FUCKING NOUGING!
Nouging by AuxEnder January 27, 2021
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Nouging by AuxEnder January 27, 2021
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Similar to egging, Nogging is the assault or vandalism of any person, place, or thing, using eggnog. The eggnog is most commonly distributed upon said person, place, or thing fresh from the carton. The eggnog carton(s) should be left at the scene of the nogging. Nogging is usually performed in the winter months because eggnog is readily available and will freeze in the cold.
"Lets get some eggnog and go nogging tonight."

"Some stupid kids nogged my car last night!"

"Lets nog my ex's house this weekend."
Nogging by TheNogger November 19, 2011
The act of changing words that are not typically nouns into nouns.
Nouning is a verb, however in this sentence it is being portrayed as a noun.
Nouning by We Are Oranges January 16, 2015
To nick food from someone else's plate while they're still eating
"STOP NOUPING" - as annoying daughter steals last bit of cake from my plate
Nouping by marzipam April 24, 2013

nogging it 

When two men who enjoy the company of hands in their b hole decide to swap out the j lube for the best natural alternative - egg nog - this delicious and alcoholic lubricant will ensure both your hands are able to keep nogging it all night long
honey, i’m going to be late for dinner, me and the man with big hands from the bakery are stuck in a bit of a noggy tangle, can you leave my chicken sandwich in the microwave? ta”

“ADONIS!? can’t you go a single day without nogging it!?
nogging it by zestymcbetsy August 8, 2023
Spending time in an authentically black fashion, characterized by doing absolutely nothing constructive, in fact largely making reverse progress in your life. Furthermore, there should be some important task that is being ignored for the sake of nogging. Generally something is required to facilitate nogging such as video games, television, social networking, sleeping or adult entertainment.

An important point is that nogging is universally applicable to members of all gender, race, creed, color, ethnicity, nationality or fiscal status.
Me: Did you see Claude nogging yesterday?! He was alone in his room drinking a 40 and a jug of old, cheap wine. He blacked out on his own watching V for Vendetta!
Jack: Wow, that's serious nogging! Not even CJ and Sporcle can match that!
nogging by The Enogma September 30, 2011
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