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A counter-factual construct of German National Socialist Workers Party which is not the unhinged, virulently racist and militarist group it actually was. It's not associated with any sort of Nazi apologetics, but rather the question "What if Hitler had been assassinated at this point of the war?"
Having the Third Reich faithfully uphold the Anti-Comintern Pact and not being mass murdering monsters in the East required them to be Notzis.
Notzi by Sleepy Stevie July 7, 2021
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Stephen King used the term in the first story “Mile 81” in The Bazaar of Bad Dreams. I guess it’s either a spelling error, or more likely he didn’t want to use the actual Nazi word, so as to not offend those of a Jewish persuasion, or to have the word linked to his name in a google search. Maybe. (He also used the term swat-sticker, so, there’s that too...)
“The Beeb’s teeth had been blacked out, and someone had added a Notzi swat-sticker tattoo to one cheek.”

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The Bazaar of Bad Dreams
Stephen King
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Notzi by Paco Montabahn July 21, 2018
A retarded way of writing the short word for national socialism.
Oh shit, that guy is a notzi
Notzi by Peter The Monk March 7, 2018

The New Know Nothings 

The New Know Nothing Party--As with their predecessors, The Know-Nothing Party (Whig Dissenters), The New Know Nothing Party will make its official debut sometime in 2018. It is currently occupied by the kind of Republicans who fly with two right wings: President Trump's "base."
"The GOP went too far when they let that imposter Trump run on their ticket. The Republican Party as we know it will soon suffer the same fate as the Know-Nothings. The New Know Nothings are upon us.... Abe Lincoln is so dead. Oops."

Nothing matters anymore. 

Nothing matters anymore — The obvious nihilistic statement that will ultimately define the Post Truth Trump Era. With a growing ability to use Artificial Intelligence to both creates images and voices, subjective reality will be easily questioned driving further riffs in American culture. We have moved from the “Everybody Gets a Trophy Era” into “The All Opinions are Equal Era”. Gods help us all.
Using “ Nothing matters anymore.” In a sentence:

In the post truth World postulated by both Kellyanne “Alternative Facts” Conway; and, Rudi “Truth Isn’t Truth” Giuliani nothing matters anymore — especially nihilism. And I’m looking at you Fox News.

Why you ain’t say nothing? 

Why you ain’t say nothing? — A favorite interrogative when someone gives you too much information way too late!
The reply to “ Why you ain’t say nothing?” is usually: “What! You didn’t know?!!!”
1) Man at a collage reunion::
You know, when we were in school, I hade quite a crush on you.
Woman at the reunion:
Why you ain’t say nothing?

2) First Friend:
You didn’t have to bring trees with you from out of town; Buddha is legal here in this state.
Second Friend:
Why you ain’t say nothing?
First Friend:
What! You didn’t know?

Ain't nothin but a peanut 

A phrase created by Ronnie Coleman which is used by him and other bodybuilders/power lifters to get pumped up before lifting a set. This is used to convince the lifter that the weight is light and he can rep it out no problem.
"Hey man, you ready to get it crunk?"

"Man it ain't nothin but a peanut!!"